Nothing is certain when Nanooks dance, but Gulch fires may reward the faithful with glimpses of UAF's hallowed "Tradition Stone." It's an unwritten rule, but those in possession of the 400-pound rock are expected to parade the mocking reminder of then-UA President Ernest Patty's failed 1957 booze ban. Prior to this year's revelry, Extreme's Jessica Hoffman networked her sources for clues regarding whereabouts of the elusive stone.

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